You know it's hot when...

• You can fry an eggplant on the sidewalk.
• Workers with the graveyard shift are now the smug ones.
• It will be nice to be back in the high nineties.
• Popsicles - they're what's for dinner. 
• There is talk of abolishing neckties altogether.
• Experts on the human body advise you not to exercise. 
• Water becomes an entire food group.
• The saying "horses sweat, men perspire, women glow" is all wet. Everything sweats.
• The dog drops her ball in the pool just to jump in and retrieve it.
• Clothes on the line iron themselves.
• Rolling brownouts don't refer to your toddler's leaky diaper.
• Cal Trans workers can now rest their shovels directly into the asphalt.
• Flip flops, shorts and a tank top are now considered formal wear. 
• You long for our valley fog that blocks the sun for weeks. December can't come soon enough.

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