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__________? There's an app for that.
3 hours ago
100 Child abuse.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 hours ago
2 A falcon with a cap on its head.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
55 hours ago
1 Doing the right thing.
Spontaneous human combustion.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
97 hours ago
86 Concealing a boner.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
97 hours ago
62 The profoundly handicapped.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
103 hours ago
43 The Big Bang.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
103 hours ago
111 Surprise sex!
What's a girl's best friend?
103 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
Why am I sticky?
183 hours ago
59 Too much hair gel.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
184 hours ago
19 A rival dojo.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
The harsh light of day.
c | 3
Eating too much of a lamp.
 
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