Over on /r/Christianity, Cabbagetroll has written some comically concise summaries of stories from the Bible's Old and New Testaments.
Here's the Book of Genesis:
God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing.
God: *Guys*
And the rest of the Old Testament:
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.
People: We won't do the things.
God: Good.
People: We did the things.
God: *Guys*
More at /r/Christianity
H/t Russ!
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