Some Recent Plays
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
7 hours ago
54 Roofies.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
7 hours ago
79 Erectile dysfunction.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
60 hours ago
1 Mathletes.
Hormone injections.
__________. It's a trap!
146 hours ago
44 Police brutality.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
146 hours ago
87 Masturbation.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
146 hours ago
1 The Übermensch.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
149 hours ago
53 My sex life.
Why can't I sleep at night?
149 hours ago
60 Racism.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
302 hours ago
19 Forgetting the Alamo.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
459 hours ago
87 Dead babies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
Kanye West.
x | 2
Gladiatorial combat.
c | 3
The hardworking Mexican.
 
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