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Dear Leader to anoint Himself as Supreme Court Justice

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Comrades --

As Progs across this great land celebrate the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia -- a man who has stood in the way of Next Tuesday for decades -- there is one bit of bad news for those of us working for Global Warming Equality. Here, just read this:

Greens faced with nightmare scenario at the Supreme Court

If only the assassins had gotten to him he had died a few days earlier*.

Our way FORWARD! is clear: Justice Scalia's replacement must be named immediately, and there is only one -- THE ONE -- who can get the job done: Dear Leader Himself (PBUH). Just think, once he's appointed to the Supreme Court, it's a lifetime position and he won't have to muck about with silly term limits and other artifacts of bourgeois baggage from an era whose days have long passed.

* No, he didn't die of an ice ax. That is SO gauche these days, in an age of poisons so subtle that they evade detection... just saying...
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Dear Leader is blameless! This is what international friendship and cooperation is for.

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Red Square wrote:Dear Leader is blameless! This is what international friendship and cooperation is for.

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Psst! Comrades,

These are baseless allegations, innuendo, rumor, hearsay, and; Does the phrase "plausible deniability" come to mind?

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Don't worry, Captain Craptek, we're just joking around.

If Dear Leader (PBUH) was really behind this, he would have just used an armed drone.

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Don't worry, Captain Craptek, we're just joking around.

If Dear Leader (PBUH) was really behind this, he would have just used an armed drone.

*Or maybe a large, heavy, sharp icicle that fell due to global warming.


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He would then be due the credit for creating two part time jobs!

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Who could've predicted this?


(I will NEVER make fun of El Presidente again!)
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I wasn't gonna make any conspiracy theories this year, but this article's forced my hand. I think that Komrade Presidente has arranged the murder of a high-ranking State official. I believe that he met with the owner of the ranch whom Antonio was staying with and persuaded the rancher to place poison into Antonio's food. Furthermore, to protect himself and his cabal of canine conspirators he also persuaded the Justice of the peace who arrived onsite to defer from ordering an autopsy.

I do not convict nor press any charge against Komrade Presidente, I am simply offering this theory for use by the State and the Courts.

Well, according to Dear Leader's Doctrine of Today ... if it is not specifically prohibited in the Constitution (or if it is), then Dear Leader can do it.

I can hardly wait to see what kind of lackey toady sycophant yes-man yes-woman yes-womyn yes-humyn rebel without a clue [SYSTEM NOTE: GHASTLY DESCRIPTIONS LIMITED TO 1000 CHARACTERS. SECOND WARNING.]

... what kind of New Age Politically Correct there we go again, can't say that replacement The Supremes will get.

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Comrades! Please! The confusion surrounding this fortunate unfortunate event is easily explained. Listen carefully as Judge/Doctor Cinderela unravels the mystery;

Meanwhile, Presidio County Judge Cinderela Guevara acknowledged that she pronounced Scalia dead by phone, without seeing his body. Instead, she spoke to law enforcement officials at the scene — who assured her “there were no signs of foul play” — and Scalia's physician in Washington, who said the 79-year-old justice suffered from a host of chronic conditions.

Guevara also rebutted a report by Dallas TV station that quoted her as saying the Justice had died of “myocardial infarction.” In an interview with The Post, she said she meant only that his heart had stopped.

[highlight=#FFFF00]“It wasn't a heart attack,” Guevara said. “He died of natural causes.”[/highlight]
As you can plainly see, Dr. Cinderela completed her virtual autopsy and arrived at two distinct conclusions: 1) Scalia did NOT experience a heart attack 2) He died of natural causes. I'll admit I'm somewhat baffled by Dr. Cinderela's assertion that a heart attack would NOT be a natural cause of death, but then I'm no judge.



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Captain Craptek wrote:Image

Huh. Craptek always struck me as the kind of person that'd be Judge Mathis.

Perhaps Dear Leader will appear in your court, saying "I repent of my sins against the Constitution, punish me severely."

And that seems equally likely.

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https://m.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a ... 830372.php

So, ready to decide issues "problematic" to the Party ™ , the conservative Justice is found dead of "natural causes", pay no attention to that pillow over his head, pronounced dead by phone, and an autopsy won't be required. No need to look for checks for services rendered by the Clinton Foundation, or "Homeland Security."
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Nope, nothing to see here. Move along...

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I wonder if Judge/Doctor Cinderela Guevara's rotten stepsisters had anything to do with this?

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Considering the central records repository show no signed permit for Scalia to reduce his carbon footprint to almost zero through natural causes....

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Feeling the backlash from thugs like Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, Comrade Obama has changed his mind and is moving swiftly to quell any potential disagreement to the next Supreme Court justice nomination.
I repeat, Comrade Obama is giving up his exalted SCOTUS quest and moves to nominate a true American thinker to The Supreme Court.

Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia
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Red Square wrote:Dear Leader is blameless! This is what international friendship and cooperation is for.

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Apparently Obama is known for his killer instincts among our Russian comrades:

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"Smoking kills more people than Obama."

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Red Square wrote:Dear Leader is blameless! This is what international friendship and cooperation is for.

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Apparently Obama is known for his killer instincts among our Russian comrades:

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"Smoking kills more people than Obama."

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Hang this poster up anywhere in America, translated of course. I guarantee you that the sales rate for tobacco products will plummet in that area.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Konservative_Punk wrote:
Red Square wrote:Dear Leader is blameless! This is what international friendship and cooperation is for.

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Apparently Obama is known for his killer instincts among our Russian comrades:

Smoking Obama Kills.jpg

"Smoking kills more people than Obama."

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Hang this poster up anywhere in America, translated of course. I guarantee you that the sales rate for tobacco products will plummet in that area.
Image Or we find out how many sycophants Obama still has in this country...I feel like, with this vacancy, the Constitution may not hang by this thin of a thread again for a long time...

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If Amerikan proles are wise enough to elect yet another Anti-American Muslim Narcissistic Hero Of The People to the office of POTUS Our National Father Mother Parent, then where is any need of Revanchist "supreme court"? Only a True Peoples' Court should Rule Impose Offer All Legal Opinions in The Glorious New Amerika! And who is more qualified than Father Obama - Who Is a Recognized, Outstanding Constitutional Scholar! So Disband the Ancient "Supreme Court" and allow the previous "members" to pursue their own individual interests (in a politically korrect way, of course); Only ONE (1) Supreme Judge will be needed! And it should be Obvious (to everyone - and to everyone who knows what is good for them - and their families...) Who That Person Would Be!


 
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