Jennifer Lawrence
"I put it in the hallway toward the bathroom and my mom was like, 'I'm taking it. It shouldn't be here.' And now it's on a piano in Kentucky."
– Jennifer Lawrence, the actress saying where she keeps her best actress Oscar
"I put it in the hallway toward the bathroom and my mom was like, 'I'm taking it. It shouldn't be here.' And now it's on a piano in Kentucky."
– Jennifer Lawrence, the actress saying where she keeps her best actress Oscar
"We should open our hearts and forgive Paula Deen (unless she's a kike or a lesbo)."
– Adam McKay, the filmmaker tweeting about Deen’s attempt to apologize for using a racial slur
"Justin, are you listening? Don't be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud."
– Mark Wahlberg, the actor jokingly reprimanding Justin Bieber for his erratic behavior
"I did it for my country, and I’m proud of it."
– Arnon Milchan, the producer admitting he helped Israel smuggle guns and material for its nuclear weapons before coming to Hollywood
"People have this misconception of me that…I’m just this ratchet white girl."
– Miley Cyrus, the singer using a dismissive term for loud, flashily dressed minority women to criticize press coverage of herself
"Please oh please name it Joffrey #royalbaby."
– Carter Bays, the How I Met Your Mother creator tweeting his hopes that Prince William and Kate Middleton will name their son after the Game of Thrones boy king
"In Julianne Hough's defense, her reps told her the party was hosted by Paula Deen."
– Jason Biggs, the actor tweeting about Hough wearing blackface to dress up as the character Crazy Eyes from Orange Is the New Black
"I think it’s safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL."
– Kevin Farley, the comedian tweeting that the late Chris Farley was born to play the Toronto mayor
"Don't do a sex tape or drugs."
– Shailene Woodley, recalling the advice she got from Jennifer Lawrence
"BEN AFFLECK IS PLAYING ADULT HARRY POTTER?!?!? #WarnerBrothersTelephone."
– Damon Lindelof, the Lost showrunner pretending to confuse the actor being cast as Batman with the main character in the Harry Potter spinoff
"After I had it done, the ball did roll for me and I wondered, 'Did I give in to the man?' "
– Julie Chen, the TV personality reflecting on how getting plastic surgery early in her career gave her a professional boost
"What we’re kind of hearing from the fans is they want it dirty."
– Dana Brunetti, the producer saying he hopes to release a raunchier, NC-17 version of Fifty Shades after the R-rated version
"May or may not have already raised this development in meetings."
– Ronan Farrow, the lawyer-journalist responding to B.J. Novak’s tweet asking if he would call his talk show That’s So Ronan
"Maybe this is my John Travolta Moment."
– Ian Ziering, the actor speculating that his Sharknado role might give his career a similar boost
"The trend is continuing here."
– Matt Lauer, joking with Howard Stern after the radio host said that all his earlier guests that week had at least 9-inch-long penises
"I mean, I know about budgets. I was a drug dealer."
– Jay Z, the hip-hop mogul explaining that he founded a sports agency in part to help manage the earnings of pro athletes
"They were reviewing the budget, not reviewing the movie."
– Jerry Bruckheimer, the filmmaker criticizing the treatment of The Lone Ranger by critics
"I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscious I cannot support that level of violence."
– Jim Carrey, the actor tweeting an apology for the violence in Kick-Ass 2
"It was like a Zombie in Brad Pitt’s movie World War Z."
– Michael Bay, the director blogging about being attacked on the Hong Kong set by a man who tried to hit him with an air conditioner and bite his security guards