Jon Hamm — WHO HAS A LARGE PENIS, AS WE ALL KNOW — covers Men's Fitness, which forced him to address said enormous dong, the silhouette of which we all know very, very well. Apparently Hamm feels self-conscious about the reality that we all know what the outline of his penis looks like through his pants, but he doesn't want to make, like, a whole THING about it because he understands this is just part of life when you're a sexy famous man who happens to go out wearing especially thin pants. He told the magazine:
"It's become a meme (behavior trait). Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly."
He also made it sound like strangers come up to him on the street to ogle and point at his crotch:
"Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d**k...? I can't believe I'm still talking about this... The fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying.
If people are actually going up to Jon Hamm on the street and pointing to his penis, PLEASE STOP. You are making it hard for Jon Hamm to appreciate his penis, which, in turn, makes it hard for everyone else,= who just knows they would maintain a sense of decorum were they to randomly encounter Jon Hamm's penis — I mean, Jon Hamm the fabulous actor and incredible human being with the handsome face (Face, he has a FACE!) — to appreciate his penis.
Thanks.
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