Drake’s Opening Monologue
The actor-turned-rapper opened the show with thoughts on LeBron James Cleveland homecoming ("Do you know what $40 million buys you in Cleveland? Cleveland!"), a jab at Donald Sterling ("We're about 100 yards away from the Staples center, which is about as close as Donald Sterling can get,") and jokes for Richard Sherman ("Richard Sherman pissed off more white people this year than a crowded parking lot at Whole Foods.") He also flashed Texas Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder's ESPN Body Issue cover on the big screen and asked, "I hear that you're vegan — did you start yesterday?!"