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Just in case you were still suffering under the illusion that North West was not, in fact, having a better weekend than you, I'm here to burst a rain cloud all over your dreams. North West is probably having the best weekend of all time right now. Better than you, better than me, and probably better than Blue Ivy, who did not have a birthday this week.
When I was 1, my parents took me to my grandparents' house where I promptly fell asleep after peeing on something (it is a very good story). North West's loving parents threw the tiny baby a festival. They called it Kidchella, and it had everything. Literally, everything. Because there was a Ferris wheel. And Karaoke. And Kanye West. I. Can't. Even.
I know it's en vogue to poke fun at Kim and Kanye's excess, but if they've got it, they have the right to flaunt it. And boy, did they flaunt it. Check out what the lovely Mrs. Kardashian West put on Instagram.
That Ferris wheel is amazing. Is North even old enough to ride a Ferris wheel? The last time I saw her, she still looked like a tiny baguette covered in blankets, and now she's running karaoke parties and taking carnival rides to the sky? Give up the rest of your Sunday plans, everyone. Little North has got us beat.
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