Kim and Khloe Kardashian allegedly had comedan/legend/big mouth Joan Rivers moved away from them at the NBC Upfronts. If that's true, it would make sense x 1 billion, seeing as Joan Rivers's entire livelihood is made by calling the Kardashians fat and ugly. I mean, I don't even think she tells jokes anymore. I think when you tune into Fashion Police, it's just Joan Rivers screaming "She's fat! She's ugly! Who's next?!" at pictures of Kim and Khloe.
"Kim and Khloe both don't want drama and can't fake it anymore with Joan, so they asked the staff to keep them separate," the source told Us Weekly.
Aka:
Plus, there is that fake sex tape Joan made with Kim's ex Ray J. Oh man, I almost forgot about that. That was rough.
It's not just Kim and Khloe who have issues with the self-anointed Queen of Mean, apparently two other people asked not to be seated near her. Don't cry for Joan, though; she didn't get to be 80 years old and still working show business by having thin skin. I'm pretty sure she's loving this press, and already working on a new batch of hilarious "You're fat!" and "You're ugly!" "jokes."
Of course, it should be noted that an E! Spokesperson says the story is completely untrue.
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