The Kimye reception was insane. Sure, there weren't any elephants (Who else was expecting elephants at this "concept event based on a wedding"?) or thousands of doves being released upon the terrified public of Florence, but none of the stuff that happened at Kim and Kanye's wedding is likely to happen at any of ours. Here are some of the more insane details of Mr. and Mrs. West's luxurious reception.

1. The guests ate pasta, monkfish fillet, and beef fillet.

So many fillets!

2. The menu was in English and in Italian.

You know, for that authentic feel. How much do you want to bet that Kanye didn't speak one word of English at that table? I can't even get the pronunciation right at The Olive Garden!

3. Kim Served diet cake at the reception.

Never forgive. Never forget.

4. The reception playlist included Otis Redding, David Bowie, and Van Morrison.

What, no Kanye? That's the most ridiculous part about the whole thing!

5. Their first dance was to "All of Me" by John Legend.

Sure, you say, but I can play that track at my wedding; It costs 99 cents on iTunes. Yes, but can you get the real John Legend there to sing it for you live? Didn't think so. #Kimyefabulous

6. Kanye's speech lasted for 20 minutes.

He called Kimye the "ideal celebrity … the ideal art." OK, that's kind of sweet. He also called his inner circle "warriors." Ain't no one messing with Kanye's ******* clique!

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