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No one understands the ADD whims of our nation's youth better than MTV. Hence, they put a pen of puppies wearing little outfits on the red carpet. Praise!

The dogs are all tiny and adorable and dressed like movie characters, so MTV says. Above is Ron Burgundy puppy. Below is Katniss puppy. 

And here is James Franco's in Spring Breakers puppy. It's a little creepy but it will keep you from getting bored, so just go with it.

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This may be the most ingenious development in red carpet entertainment since red carpet entertainment was invented. (Don't tell Giuliana Rancic — the only canine she has at her disposal is Ryan Seacrest and that's just not fair.)

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I'm not watching any award show ever again unless it includes animals in outfits. Honestly MTV could have put these little guys in tutus (or left them stark NUDE!) for no reason and everyone would have loved the shit out of it just as much. They didn't need to turn them into movie characters for it to be brilliant and wonderful.

N.B. in a move that settles the great debate of which is better, dogs or cats, Grumpy Cat actually walked the red carpet with the people — the people like Rihanna. Again: Praise!

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