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The Place for Cool Novelty Toasters
Any Face on Toast or Your Bread Back
Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster that will toast that face on every slice. A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, Any Wedding Party, those Narcissists We All Know, and Anyone Else with Everything.