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I thought the rug said “hope you brought urine”

When I was an Uber driver, I never had anything funny things left but my literal first passenger ever left his keys in my car and Uber contacted me and asked me to bring the keys back to where I dropped him off and when I walked into the unmarked building with his keys, the security… Read More

Hahahahahaha I’ve never thought about that and you’re so right

My boss’s best friend has a cat named Ellis. Comes from L.S. Because apparently he was a little shit. I loved it. This same boss once rescued a kitten he saw some asshole toss out the window of a moving car!!! Anyway once he knew the kitten was okay... he named him Chuck.

I didn’t think about what version really, my thought was from thinking if a lead is serious and not just fame chasing, it’d be helpful to see red flags and lies before the tell all and a proposal. I understand what the producers are doing but I’m still curious to see how things might… Read More

Meanwhile people are losing their houses, cars, businesses and defaulting on credit but ya know... take your fucking time y’all.

Last week i told my mom it’d be fun if they have a season where the producers pull the lead each week and show them all the bullshit footage and then they confront it directly. These last couple episodes have been such cringe fests, so uncomfortable to watch but so hard to look away,… Read More

Haha I fkn love this

I got excited and went to change my setting so I can be 2% less potato ogre and apparently I already changed the setting because it’s NOT in mirror mode and I’m stuck like this hahaha

There is something so strange and painful about someone you’ve known for years looking straight through you/not remembering you/not understanding what is going on. I’ve experienced it a few times with family members and my best friends mother who was like a mother to me. I really… Read More