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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
172 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
180 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
180 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
452 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
452 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
452 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
452 hours ago
69 Men.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
452 hours ago
75 Mad cow disease.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
452 hours ago
37 Shaft.
White people like __________.
452 hours ago
114 Doin' it in the butt.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
x | 2
Jibber-jabber.
c | 3
Cockfights.
The American Dream.
Gandhi.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
 
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