Some Recent Plays
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
27 mins ago
33 The hiccups.
I drink to forget __________.
22 hours ago
33 Apologizing.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
40 hours ago
73 The placenta.
White people like __________.
40 hours ago
62 The homosexual agenda.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
40 hours ago
103 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
40 hours ago
102 The Chinese gymnastics team.
__________. It's a trap!
40 hours ago
54 Deflowering the princess.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
44 hours ago
120 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
__________. That's how I want to die.
116 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
116 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Harry Potter erotica.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
c | 3
A bleached asshole.
A rival dojo.
Shorties and blunts.
Women's suffrage.
 
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