Michelle Obama just gave a closing pitch for Hillary Clinton.
Michelle Obama joins Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail in their first joint appearance. https://t.co/tsd4VYu2VI https://t.co/gor8d8iRAR
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
Like, they’re total besties.
Hillary Clinton hugs Michelle Obama at NC event, who will offer her "closing argument" https://t.co/tsd4VYu2VI pic.twitter.com/wWrACk0mS3
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
BFFs for sure.
Hillary Clinton introduces Michelle Obama at North Carolina campaign event. Watch on @CNNGo https://t.co/tsd4VYu2VI https://t.co/BDF0fwnYc2
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
Michelle Obama admires and respects the Clintons.
.@FLOTUS: "I admire and respect Hillary." pic.twitter.com/7u241uq9CI
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 27, 2016
The way Hillary went after her rapist husband’s victims and jeopardized national security by using a private email server and lied about it repeatedly? So admirable. Oh, and the backdoor Clinton Foundation deals? Michelle has SO MUCH RESPECT for that.
Michelle believes we need a “unifying force” who sees our differences as a blessing, not a threat. Don’t be threatened by those who embrace the disgusting tenets of the Islamic religion. They want to blow you up? WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH. Refugees believe it’s OK to rape children? No problem. WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH! Illegal aliens believe it’s OK to break our laws and occasionally murder our citizens? WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH.
Michelle Obama at Clinton rally: “We want a president who values and honors women” https://t.co/er5KHaGCKG
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 27, 2016
Michelle especially admires how Hillary has ladyparts.
Michelle Obama: Clinton "is absolutely ready to be commander in chief on day one and yes, she happens to be a woman” https://t.co/XyyoTwMcPq
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
Apparently, Michelle forgot it’s 2016 and not the late 1800s. She said women and young girls deserve to be respected and viewed as fully human. So she’s basically implying that Trump supporters don’t believe that. That’s good to know.
Michelle also said we need someone who can be trusted with the nuclear codes.
Michelle Obama: We need a president "who we can trust with the nuclear codes" https://t.co/UYpqI3w42L https://t.co/z7RkEMxv7E
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
Hey Hillary! Could you tell us what America’s nuclear response time is again? I don’t think the ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD heard you the first time.
Michelle also wants you to know that Hillary understands middle class struggles. She was dead broke once too, you know.
.@FLOTUS: "Hillary knows what it means to struggle for what you have and to want something better for your kids." pic.twitter.com/8MX6BBxpNP
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 27, 2016
And anyone who says that this election is rigged is just trying to stop you from voting. (Which doesn’t make sense to me. I thought that would cause MORE people to go out and vote. You know. To ensure that it isn’t. Eh, what do I know. I’m just a deplorable.)
“Voters decide who wins and who loses. Period. End of story.” Just ask Bernie Sanders.
Michelle Obama on the election: "Voters decide who wins and who loses. Period. End of story" https://t.co/UYpqI3w42L https://t.co/LR4bAOC6IZ
— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2016
It’s all really rich, especially when you consider what Michelle had to say about Hillary in 2008:
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“If you can’t run your own house, you can’t win the White House!”
And remember that one time Hillary Clinton mocked the Obamas and their message of “Hope and Change”?
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Just goes to show how completely disingenuous these people are. They both think we’re all dumb enough to believe they’re Actual Friends now. Sadly, some Americans are THAT stupid.