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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
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1 Mathletes.
Hormone injections.
__________. It's a trap!
113 hours ago
44 Police brutality.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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Why can't I sleep at night?
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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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The Three-Fifths Compromise.
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Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
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The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
A robust mongoloid.
Zeus's sexual appetites.
Daddy issues.
 
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