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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
51 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
51 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
51 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
51 hours ago
69 Men.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
51 hours ago
75 Mad cow disease.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
51 hours ago
37 Shaft.
White people like __________.
51 hours ago
114 Doin' it in the butt.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
51 hours ago
133 My vagina.
Why do I hurt all over?
51 hours ago
49 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
51 hours ago
33 A murder most foul.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
American Gladiators.
x | 2
Bees?
c | 3
The placenta.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Hot Pockets.
Teenage pregnancy.
 
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