This week, Ellen DeGeneres managed to temporarily break Twitter by setting a new record for number of retweets on a single tweet. Unfortunately, it wasn't down for long, so we still have lots of tweets to deal with.
Nicki Minaj
A sampling of Nicki's lyrics: "Got that Super Soaker/Pussy pop like Cola Coca/Plus it's tighter than a choker/Got 'em smilin' like the Joker/and I am pure of heart"
Katy Perry
Yo, "t" is a totally different letter than "d" so I'm not sure where the confusion is.
Adele Dazeem
I still can't stop laughing at John Travolta's panicked confusion at the Oscars. It was like watching a fifth grader at the school play.
Lil Wayne
I would literally kill another human being to find out what it was his daughter said.
Pitbull
STAY UP 24/7 MAKING "TIMBER" REMIXES, PITBULL!
Kelly Clarkson
Yeah, winter, just scram! When did Kelly Clarkson become a grumpy old person?
Miley Cyrus
This belongs in the Louvre. It's also the best response to this feud.
Ricky Martin
Sorry, everyone. He was talking specifically to me.
Frank's Twitter, for comparison.
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