CASTING CALL WOE

Real casting calls from real casting websites. Brought to you by the eagle-eyed @ProResting
This casting call just about sums up every female acting role…

This casting call just about sums up every female acting role…

Look underage ✅
Get naked ✅
No pay ✅
Provide own location for free ✅
Another bullshit casting ✅

Look underage ✅

 Get naked ✅

 No pay ✅

 Provide own location for free ✅

 Another bullshit casting ✅

How to turn the smiley emoticon into the two of the creepiest punctuation marks…

How to turn the smiley emoticon into the two of the creepiest punctuation marks…

One day they’ll write a female character who just ‘knows her stuff’ and beauty won’t come into it. Not today but one day…

One day they’ll write a female character who just ‘knows her stuff’ and beauty won’t come into it. Not today but one day…

They’re actually punishing the female character for trying to cover herself up by KILLING HER…

They’re actually punishing the female character for trying to cover herself up by KILLING HER…

For anyone wondering if there are still any surprises left in the difference between the casting calls for male and female characters. 

SPOILER ALERT: There aren’t. 

The content plus the measurements here perfectly illustrate how the person behind this casting call clearly has no idea of both what year it is and how adult bodies generally work… 

It’s casting calls like this that show there is a real problem in the way female characters are portrayed…

It’s casting calls like this that show there is a real problem in the way female characters are portrayed… 

No need to audition but it’s an important role & you must be beautiful & you must be in your underwear & we know it sounds bad but still…

No need to audition but it’s an important role & you must be beautiful & you must be in your underwear & we know it sounds bad but still…

Oh grow up…

Oh grow up…

Great joke, bro…

Great joke, bro…

Both from the same bloody casting call. I mean…

These three words from a casting call are all you need to know…

These three words from a casting call are all you need to know…

The film industry, empowering women through death and nudity since the beginning of time…

The film industry, empowering women through death and nudity since the beginning of time…