1. No, seriously, WTF are Elsa's powers?! WHAT? The ability to create stylized ice structures by pointing and singing? Creating deadly and terrifying blizzards WITH HER INTENSE UNNAMEABLE FEELINGS?
2. Why, when Elsa turned her powers on herself, she got a palace and a sexy new dress, but when she turned them on her sister, it almost killed Anna and turned a chunk of her hair white.
3. How mere gloves keep Elsa's powers at bay.
4. Why a frozen brain only caused a few gray hairs but a frozen HEART is the thing that could kill a person. Well, Anna anyway. Because Elsa's MaGiC~* didn't seem to be able to penetrate any other character's insides.
5. The trolls are the only living (??) things that know how Elsa's weird-ass magic works.
6. How the sisters' parents and Kristoff were the only ones who knew about the trolls' existence/their wise and magical ways.
7. Why the trolls wore those statement necklaces everyone seems to have now.
8. Why, if this was a Scandanavian town and therefore positioned in the northern (read: COLD) part of the world, these people were so afraid of the cold.
9. Everyone gives Anna shit for falling in love with the bad guy after a day, BUT SHE ALSO LOVES THE OTHER GUY AFTER ONE DAY.
10. Why Elsa's powers caused drama at the beginning of the movie and the same powers were celebrated at the end of the movie. Like, everyone was SO jazzed to ice skate at the end of the movie but wanted Elsa's head on a stake three minutes before that.
11. Why Anna couldn't know about Elsa's powers, which would have explained Elsa's perceived extreme social ineptitude.
12. Who ruled the kingdom between the parents dying and Elsa's coronation? Why wasn't anyone like, "Yo, let's go check on the princess that doesn't come out of her room?"
13. Why Anna would put a random prince in charge of the whole kingdom for a day. I know she's been struck in the head by her sister's ice MaGiC~* and thinks she loves that dude and all, but he obviously knows nothing about that kingdom.
14. Why Elsa and the trolls were the only magical ones. Well, arguably next to Olaf, but he seemingly isn't in control of his own magic, since Elsa is…? (SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THIS MOVIE NOT MAKING SENSE?)
15. How that tiny little cloud saved Olaf from melting in the end. In that much sunshine, a snowman of that size doesn't stand a chance.
16. How Kristoff's ice business was ruined after three hours of winter.
17. Kristoff's adoptive troll mother seemed sort of hot for him. No?
18. The bad guy is sent home on a ship with seemingly no consequence but being in a locked cell after attempting to commit regicide and seize all power over the Frozen village.
19. The first scene with the ice fisherman singing. What was the point of all that? Sort of set the movie up to be more Pirates of the Caribbean-y than it really was. I think what they were really looking for was a pair of sisters building a snowman without magic. Fathom that.
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Amy Odell is the former editor of Cosmopolitan.com. Chief amongst her interests are cats and Beyonce. She is a feminist (thank you for asking) and ex-fashion journalist. She is the author of the hilarious book of essays, Tales from the Back Row: An Outsider’s View From Inside the Fashion Industry.
