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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
15 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
15 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
15 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
272 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
280 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
280 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
553 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
553 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
553 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
553 hours ago
69 Men.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
x | 2
Multiple stab wounds.
c | 3
Christopher Walken.
 
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