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What did I bring back from Mexico?
5 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
91 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
164 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
242 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
292 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
320 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
320 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
320 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
577 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
585 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
A windmill full of corpses.
x | 2
A gassy antelope.
c | 3
Friends who eat all the snacks.
 
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