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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
237 hours ago
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What's the crustiest?
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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What never fails to liven up the party?
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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
580 hours ago
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Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Oversized lollipops.
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A defective condom.
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The Übermensch.
 
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