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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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17 Guys who don't call.
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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82 Cockfights.
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Team-building exercises.
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Friends who eat all the snacks.
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Parting the Red Sea.
 
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