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What's my anti-drug?
17 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
53 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
139 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
212 hours ago
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
290 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
340 hours ago
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
368 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
368 hours ago
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
368 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
625 hours ago
16 The drama club.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
Farting and walking away.
x | 2
Masturbation.
c | 3
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
 
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