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What did I bring back from Mexico?
18 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
104 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
176 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
254 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
305 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
333 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
333 hours ago
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
589 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
597 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
x | 2
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Deflowering the princess.
 
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