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We're not sure what to make of Charlie Sheen's whirlwind interview tour (that resulted in his publicist quitting) and a foray into Twitter (he's gained over 840,000 followers in just a few days). All we know is that the man needs some serious help. But regardless of your opinion on Sheen (and we're guessing it's not very high), it's impossible not to be drawn in to his rants. Which is why we've rounded up the most jaw-dropping, ridiculous, out-there things he's said in the past few days.

Interviewer: "Some are saying that you're bipolar." Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." (On 20/20)

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." (On 20/20)

"I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs." (On 20/20)

"I'm not a marriage guy, but maybe the three of us [referring to his two girlfriends] will get married. Oh, now it's a polygamy story." (On 20/20)

"[Porn stars are] the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on."(On 20/20)

"I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips."(On radio interview with Alex Jones)

"Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view." (On 20/20)

"I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives." (On 20/20)

"I don't believe myself to be an addict. I really don't. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word." (On Piers Morgan Tonight)

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total freakin' rock star from Mars." (On 20/20)

What do you think of this situation and of Charlie Sheen in general? Were there any other quotes from him that really caught your attention?