GANDA TOWEL - VERY VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara hum ko aik bat to btao zara."

Sardar ji 👳: "Pooch."

Pathan 👨: "Soap 🍥 se nahanay 🛀 k baad jab hamara jism saaf ho jata hai to phir towel kesay ganda ho jata hai?"

Sardar ji: "Towel ko woh 1% jaraseem 🐾 gandar kartay hein jo 99% jaraseem 🐾 k mar janay k baad bhi zinda reh jata hai."

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MOTHER TONGUE - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"

Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."

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EHMIYAT = IMPORTANCE - REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JI JOKES

Pathan apnay dost sardar ji 👳 se bola: "Mara tumhari to ghar 🏠 mein bhi koi nhi sunta."

Sardar ji 👳: "O nhi yara, ghar 🏠 mein meri bohat ehmiyat hai, khana 🍲 pakanay se pehlay sab mujh se zaroor mashwara kartay hein, aur phir jo main kehta hoon woh hargiz nhi pakaya jata.

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2 GOLIYAN - MOST HILARIOUS SHORT JOKES

Sardar ji 👳: "Doctor 💉 sahb mujhay koi aisi dawa 💊 dein k main aankhon 👀 se bol sakon or kanon 👂 se dekh sakon."

Doctor 💉ghussay se: "Lo ye lo, 2 goliyan 💊 subh or 2 sham naak 👃 se chaba kr kha lena."

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OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

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Sardar ji 👳 ka beta 👶 peda hua, woh bohat khush huye or apnay aik din k betay 👶 ko god mein utha kar bolay:

"Kash tum aik saal pehlay paida ho jatay, to hamari shadi bhi dekh letay."

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GOLI - VERY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES

Sardar ji 👳 aik darakht 🌳 per ultay latkay huye thay.

Pathan: "Oye mara yeh tum kiya karti ho?"

Sardar ji: "Aray yar, sar kay dard ki goli 💊 khai hai, ulta iss liye latka hoon k goli 💊 kaheen pait mein na chali jaye."

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