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How to Feel Fat, Old, and Frumpy

The good thing about having lost weight as I’ve gotten older, is that I’ve lost weight. The bad thing is that I’ve gotten older. What’s that saying? Every time one door opens some troll pokes you in the eye with a sharp stick. Or something like that.

This week I’m in New York reporting to you live from Fashion Week 2011.

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

Because I’m so into fashion. I mean, aren’t you sick of me blogging about fashion all the damn time? I can only ask that you bear with me once more.

And now, all the way from Lincoln Center, a slide show…

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

Is it me, or does this guy look he could be Steven Tyler’s brother?

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

Or maybe his son.

I combed the entire city yesterday looking for that perfect ensemble to show you. My favorite “outfit of the day”, if you will.

And I found it.

And I think you’ll agree.

Nothing screamed “fashion statement” better in New York City yesterday, on Sept 11, than these two inspired pieces:

New York City, Fashion Week, Lincoln Center

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45 Comments

  1. Jewel says:

    Love your photos.  I must be getting older because those cops look young to me.

    1.  I didn’t know children could become cops either!

  2. Jessica says:

    Can I frame this last picture and hang it in my office? It would of course be for fashion purposes. 

  3. Jayne says:

    Thanks for the hardy laugh after a long week that totally kicked my ass.  🙂

  4. Joanna Jenkins says:

    The city looks even more colorful than usual.  I’ve never been there during fashion week but can see the people watching was fantastic.

    And LOVE those two cute NYPD!  Those guys rock.

    Hope you’re having a blast!  xo jj

  5. Diana Burfield says:

    Yeah Baby!  I love a man in uniform!  Those are two mighty fine specimens!  Good work!

  6. Random Chick says:

    Ha ha ha! Who needs a cat walk when you’re in NYC?! 

  7. the shoes these people can wear AND walk around in NYC totally amaze me.

  8. Threeundertwo says:

    Is that you in the first picture?  Thought so.  You look lovely darling! 

  9. Nora Blithe says:

    I’m pretty sure that actually IS Steven Tyler.  Life on the road is freaking hard, especially when you make questionable choices such as drugs, liquor and those pants. 

    Awesome post!  Way to turn smart ass to warm and geniune and make it perfectly natural. 

    1. Thanks, Nora! 

      If you say it’s Steven Tyler, I should change my post tags so more people can see it. 🙂

      1. Nora Blithe says:

        I would.  You’d get like a gazillion hits.  Hell, National Enquirer would probably PAY for this!

  10. So, are you going to pick up some new nanny goat panties at Fashion Week? 

    1. That’s a brilliant idea, Boom Boom…why didn’t I think of that?

  11. Angela Knutsen says:

    I love looking at what people wear. 
    “these two inspired pieces” uniforms, or the rest?

    Looking for new blogs to read? 
    ExposeYourBlog!

  12. Sweetstuff1957 says:

    Boy I wish as I got older I lost weight!  LOL  That last shot is awesome!  But the other’s….people sure can be weird!

  13. Rabbit jerky says:

    Wow…that’s something incredible, They look really cool, didn’t even notice they are celebrities. Cool

  14. BRAVO, Margaret!!  Love your perfect specimens for Sept. 11th.
    You made my heart smile. I lubs you.

    1. Awww, thanks Lorie! I lub you too!

  15. Okay, tell me what shameful thing you said to them to get them to pose for you. Is it me or are they both so adorbs I could barely contain a squee usually reserved for kittens and BOGO sales? 

    1. Adorbs! I love that word! Can I use it?

  16. Nicky says:

    The girl in the first picture? Skinny, tall, gorgeous and chic. I HATE her. But I LOVE her shoes. And her purse. The skank.

    You, my dear friend, are NOT old, fat nor frumpy. You are original, fabulous and funny. And all those supermodels are green with envy because you can eat a Twinkie without having to throw up immediately afterwards.

    I hope you’re having fun! 

    1. Thanks, Nicky! You’re sweet. And hilarious as usual.

  17. Rootietoot says:

    Men in uniforms are hot…notwo ways about it. The fellow in the kilt looks mighty good, too.

  18. Ginger says:

    Those cops are so cute. Its got nothing to do with the uniform 🙂

  19. Barbara Schuster says:

    Fashion??? Those people are just crazy! Is the fly open on Stephen Tyler’s brother’s pants or is there just a stripe to say, “look at this”?? But the two policemen are quite attractive.

  20. Barbara Schuster says:

    Fashion??? Those people are just crazy! Is the fly open on Stephen Tyler’s brother’s pants or is there just a stripe to say, “look at this”?? But the two policemen are quite attractive.

    1. I know! The fly! I didn’t notice it myself until after I’d posted it. I have no idea what the heck that is.

  21. I live right near an art school! All of the spectacularly dressed young darlings make me think that I took a ride in Bill and Ted’s payphone. Depending on how I feel that day, my heart is filled with love for them and their youth and expressiveness or a sour and bitter yearning to prove I wore big fat plastic bracelets and high tops oh so much better back in the day. Oh yeah, you think I’m a dowdy old lady leading a pack of kids around like a bunch of ducks, but back in the day my hair added a full head to my height and my choice of vests and hats inspired fear and envy in an entire high school.

    Thank you very much for writing this post and ripping the scab from my daily pain.

    1. You’re welcome, Trace! It was my pleasure. Or I apologize. One of those.

    2. You’re welcome, Trace! It was my pleasure. Or I apologize. One of those.

  22. Three things you are not:  Fat, Old, Frumpy.  That said, you took fine photos of NY’s finest!  

  23. lgsquirrel says:

    I am trying to understand whether you were attracted to those two policemen because of their warm smiles, their smart uniforms or was it their handcuffs?

  24. Pricilla says:

    The publicist said if you wanted to see old and frumpy you should come to Montana….
    specifically the Happy Goats Farm.

    She hopes you are having fun.

  25. Wow, now that’s some interesting fashion. 

  26. Cheryl P. says:

    Some of the first pics had questionable style sense but you are  so right.  The last picture is perfect.

    1. I swear the cops and firemen here are celebrities. People are taking pictures of them all over the place.