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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
120 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
__________. That's how I want to die.
74 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
75 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's that sound?
75 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
75 hours ago
31 A rival dojo.
What are my parents hiding from me?
124 hours ago
60 A sausage festival.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
124 hours ago
27 Historical revisionism.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
150 hours ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
163 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
182 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
z | 1
Cockfights.
x | 2
A mating display.
c | 3
Nickelback.
 
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