Some Recent Plays
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
25 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
76 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
103 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
103 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
103 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
360 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
368 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
368 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
641 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
641 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Fingering.
x | 2
Powerful thighs.
c | 3
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
My dick.
Chivalry.
 
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