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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
36 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
113 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
164 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
192 hours ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
192 hours ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
192 hours ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
449 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
457 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
457 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
729 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
2 Girls 1 Cup.
x | 2
Mutually-assured destruction.
c | 3
Count Chocula.
Christopher Walken.
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
 
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