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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
63 mins ago
67 Teenage pregnancy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
63 mins ago
65 Asians who aren't good at math.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
64 mins ago
29 Historical revisionism.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
257 hours ago
16 The drama club.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
265 hours ago
88 Necrophilia.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
265 hours ago
20 Muzzy.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
538 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
538 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
538 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
538 hours ago
69 Men.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
A stray pube.
x | 2
Heartwarming orphans.
c | 3
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
The homosexual agenda.
 
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