Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
15 hours ago
82 Cockfights.
What helps Obama unwind?
15 hours ago
55 Will Smith.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
15 hours ago
1 Sean Connery.
Child beauty pageants.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
15 hours ago
69 Men.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
15 hours ago
75 Mad cow disease.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
15 hours ago
37 Shaft.
White people like __________.
15 hours ago
114 Doin' it in the butt.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
15 hours ago
133 My vagina.
Why do I hurt all over?
15 hours ago
49 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
15 hours ago
33 A murder most foul.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
Elderly Japanese men.
x | 2
A foul mouth.
c | 3
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
A nuanced critique.
A bag of magic beans.
Poor life choices.
 
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